Ruff Cuts

Episode 176 - Easter Bunny Puppy

There's no bunny, no puppy, and forget about Easter. It's another David DeCouteau masterpiece!

Episode 175 - Nice Try, But R.A.D.A.R. Is A Mary Sue

Boyks and Ilyon stumble across pirate gold sapphires dollar store glass beads in the form of R.A.D.A.R. the bionic dog.

Pirates, cyborgs, mad scientists, and corrupt mayors abound and somehow it's all unwatchable. Time to walk the plank.

Episode 174 - The American Dream (Furry Fortune)

Ilyon's back from vacation and it's a wild ride, as this week we plunge the dark depths of the American dream and try to get to the bottom of who's scamming who. Boyks fills up his corkboard to try to find the key to money laundering, and a little girl searches for the American Dream - time with family (spelled: M-O-N-E-Y

Episode 173 - A Different Kind Of Robot Dog

Today, the boys look at Rottweiler, a Terminator-inspired Breaking Benjamin-ass hardcore exploitation movie. It's ruff alright.

Episode 172 - Ace JR Ventura JR Pet Jr Detective Jr 3: The Squeakquel

Jim Carrey carries his career out of the way of made-for-TV Ace Ventura 3, leaving it in the capable hands of the voice of Air Buddy Budderball. Get your Hawaiian shirts and pompadours ready to kick some cops, race some heelys, and fart to save the animals. 

Episode 171 - Yor's World

He's the maaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

But not a dog - Boyks shares a classic B-movie with co-host Ilyon anyway. So download this to your DAMN TALKING BOX and enjoy

Episode 170 - Tommy and the Cool Mule

A sensitive, powerful, Christian take on a single-parent home, torn apart by war and the one big jackass that farts his way into their hearts; Kevin Sorbo.

 

Episode 169 - Styx Beer, Football, and HELL COP (Highway To Hell)

Down the most toxic beer you can find, turn on the nitrous in your car, find a dog, and punch a cop in his sunglasses - it's Highway to Hell

Episode 168 - Can I Sniff Your Dog? (Sox)

Please? Pleeeeeaase? Just a whiff? A little treat? C'mon.

 

Welcome to wholesome Christian family movies, starring Jesus' 13th psychic immortal dog apostle.

Episode 167 - Unreal Asset Store Presents: Dog Town 3

Boyks and Ilyon stumble on a pit as dark as the depths of Uranus!! (canned laughter). FamilyEntertainment.tv AKA - WowNow, Doc TV, Pup TV, Dream Machine Animation, Toe Jamz, and Brainy Pants presents a steaming pile of shit generated in an afternoon specifically to trick parents into accidentally buying it.

Please don't give them money and fame and make them TheAsylum 2. Please, please. We're begging.